Back pew wiggly britches

I say,"Please just draw something that you like." He says, "Okay" So wiggly britches takes 3 seconds to draw a tall triangle with 3 sticks coming out of the top point. Then he writes the word,"Lovu". "Do you know what it says?", he whispers. "Of course," I say with a giant grin, "It says I love you!" "No, it says 'lava'. This is a volcano."